I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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