U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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