if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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