Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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