i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
her facebook's as public as her vagina
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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