Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Randomize
