That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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