Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
this will be a night to untag.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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