Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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