Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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