You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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