Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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