We're like a lot better than the average bears
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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