I wish I only lived at night.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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