READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
