so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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