But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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