Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
