Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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