the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
