who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You made me cry and you don't even care
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
