TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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