I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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