Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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