He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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