i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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