ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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