FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I look better un-naked...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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