So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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