its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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