I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
