I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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