I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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