my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
