Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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