i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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