I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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