Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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