It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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