my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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