ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
