there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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