C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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