I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
farters have to be the big spoon...
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
this will be a night to untag.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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