I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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