I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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