Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Do plants get herpes?
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