She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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