covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
and you fell through a lawn chair
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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