Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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