would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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